VINCE: It's not every day you find someone like that. She's beautiful. She's smart. She's got a hell of an ass. I'm not saying that to be crude, she really does. Look, you think girls like her just fall out of the sky? You got lucky man. You hit the jackpot. Just think, she could be with anyone, and she chose you? That's luck right there. I'm not trying to be rude or nothin but … [Read more...] about Sick In The Head
Beyond Words
LAWRENCE: I didn't know what love at first sight was until I saw you. I thought it was just about wanting someone, wanting to do things with someone. But it's more than that. It's this immediate recognition of someone. Like when two separate notes come together to make a harmony. There's a beauty to it that's beyond words. And I don't want to, or mean to, scare you off in any … [Read more...] about Beyond Words
The Best Audition Songs for You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown (By Character)
Choosing the right audition song is always a challenge, especially when you’re trying to embody the charm, humor, and heart of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. This classic musical brings the beloved Peanuts characters to life, and each role comes with its own unique quirks, emotions, and style. The key to nailing an audition for a show like this is to find a song that not … [Read more...] about The Best Audition Songs for You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown (By Character)
The Best Audition Songs for Urinetown (By Character)
Choosing the perfect audition song can be a daunting task, especially when it comes to capturing the unique blend of satire, humor, and heartfelt moments found in musicals like Urinetown. This Tony Award-winning show, with its over-the-top characters and darkly comedic style, requires audition songs that align with each role’s distinct personality and energy. Whether you're … [Read more...] about The Best Audition Songs for Urinetown (By Character)
The Possessed Printer
In this comedic monologue from the play, "The Possessed Printer", Jordan shares with a colleague what's really been going on at work. JORDAN: The new printer, it's... evil. I don't just mean it takes too long to print, which it does. I mean, it's alive and it's... evil. (beat) I'm not crazy, by the way. And I know when you say, 'I'm not crazy', it usually means that you are, … [Read more...] about The Possessed Printer