In this comedic monologue from the play, "The Possessed Printer", Jordan shares with a colleague what's really been going on at work.JORDAN: The new printer, it's... evil. I don't just mean it takes too long to print, which it does. I mean, it's alive and it's... evil. (beat) I'm not crazy, by the way. And I know when you say, 'I'm not crazy', it usually means that you are, but … [Read more...] about The Possessed Printer
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Swipe Left
In this comedic monologue from the play, "Swipe Left", Cynthia tells her friend about the series of unfortunate dates she's been on recently.CYNTHIA: I'm a hopeless romantic. Emphasis on the 'hopeless'. I've been on so many disastrous Tinder dates, I think the app should start sending me sympathy cards. Take last Tuesday when I met up with Michael. He showed up late, sat down, … [Read more...] about Swipe Left
Roots
In this comedic monologue from the play, "Roots", Kelly is distraught at a recent tragedy.KELLY (crying): I-don't-wanna-talk-about-it... I said, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! I can't believe they died... they all died! My beautiful, wonderful... plants. (Realizing) I'm a murderer. I'm a mass plant murderer. I should go to plant jail. Where they grow vines for bars, you're … [Read more...] about Roots
Black Friday
In this comedic monologue from the play, "Black Friday", Riley, a retail worker, quits her job over the intercom.RILEY: Aaaaattention customers! This is your friendly neighborhood retail worker! And I just want to say... SUCK IT, LOSERS! I'm so out of here, I could scream! They shouldn't call today Black Friday, they should call it Dark Friday, like the Dark Ages. Or Batsh't … [Read more...] about Black Friday
Big Small Talk
In this comedic monologue for men from the play, "Big Small Talk", Dylan muses about his latest dating efforts with his friend.DYLAN: Love life? What love life? Oh you mean the one where every time I go to talk on a date I get cotton mouth? Yeah, real attractive, right? I swear, one time I tried to take a sip of water, and I missed my mouth. The glass just hit my chin, spilled … [Read more...] about Big Small Talk