In this comedic monologue from the play, "Swipe Left", Cynthia tells her friend about the series of unfortunate dates she's been on recently.CYNTHIA: I'm a hopeless romantic. Emphasis on the 'hopeless'. I've been on so many disastrous Tinder dates, I think the app should start sending me sympathy cards. Take last Tuesday when I met up with Michael. He showed up late, sat down, … [Read more...] about Swipe Left
Comedic - Female
Roots
In this comedic monologue from the play, "Roots", Kelly is distraught at a recent tragedy.KELLY (crying): I-don't-wanna-talk-about-it... I said, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! I can't believe they died... they all died! My beautiful, wonderful... plants. (Realizing) I'm a murderer. I'm a mass plant murderer. I should go to plant jail. Where they grow vines for bars, you're … [Read more...] about Roots
Black Friday
In this comedic monologue from the play, "Black Friday", Riley, a retail worker, quits her job over the intercom.RILEY: Aaaaattention customers! This is your friendly neighborhood retail worker! And I just want to say... SUCK IT, LOSERS! I'm so out of here, I could scream! They shouldn't call today Black Friday, they should call it Dark Friday, like the Dark Ages. Or Batsh't … [Read more...] about Black Friday
Side of the Tracks
In this monologue from the play, "Side of the Tracks", Melanie tells her best friend why she's moving.MELANIE: It wasn't easy for me. I grew up in a good neighborhood, yeah, but we were the poorest ones there. We basically lived in a shoebox. I mean, I know others have it worse. But the first time I went to my friends' houses, it was a shock. Like, they lived in mansions. I … [Read more...] about Side of the Tracks
The Break Up Artist
In "The Breakup Artist," Lisa, a professional adept at ending relationships for others, faces the ultimate challenge when she must navigate the complexities and emotional turmoil of her own breakup, testing her beliefs about love, relationships, and her own identity.LISA: Jack, we need to talk, and honestly, this is the hardest conversation I've ever had to start. You know my … [Read more...] about The Break Up Artist