In this monologue from the play, “The Red Maze”, Fred, a young, socially awkward man embarks on a series of first dates, only to find himself increasingly disillusioned with the superficial dating scene. His friend asks about why he doesn’t have a girlfriend yet.
FRED: Why don’t I have a girlfriend yet? Maybe it’s because the dating world today is like navigating a minefield blindfolded. You never know when you’re going to step on something explosive.
Each date is like a new episode in a series of disasters. Remember the one who talked non-stop about her “spiritual journey” to find herself? I found myself alright, trapped in a conversation loop about her aura’s color. And the vegan activist who nearly threw red paint on my burger? Yeah, peaceful dinner that was.
You keep asking me, and I keep telling you, it’s not that simple. It’s not just about finding someone. It’s about finding someone who gets you, who doesn’t look at you like you’re a project they need to fix.
But you know what? Maybe it’s me. Maybe there’s something wrong with me. I try to be myself, but it’s like I’m invisible, or worse, just… inadequate. You see them lose interest, their eyes glazing over, and you know, right then, you’re just another forgettable face in their dating lineup.
I’m tired, man. Tired of putting myself out there, only to be pushed aside. You think I don’t want someone? That I enjoy these endless cycles of hope and disappointment?
I’m just… I’m just trying to find a bit of happiness, you know? A bit of connection in this disconnected world. But every time I think I’m close, it just… slips away. And it hurts, okay? It really hurts.
So that’s why. That’s why I don’t have a girlfriend. Happy now?
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