In this monologue from the play, "The Rose and the Oak Tree", Evelyn is visited by her estranged daughter. EVELYN: The wind is my friend, she whispers sweet nothings in my ear. Don't look at me like that. I find more comfort in my garden than in the company of friends or a lover. The lilies, they understand me. They don't spread rumors about me. The roses bloom tall and … [Read more...] about The Rose and the Oak Tree
Monologues for Women
Love’s Folly
In this monologue from the play, "Love's Folly", Lady Elizabeth, a sharp-tongued aristocrat navigates a comical love triangle, where unrequited passions and societal expectations entwine, leading to a humorous upheaval in high society. LADY ELIZABETH: Margaret, my dear, your affection is flattering, but ill-advised. You love me, and I, in turn, am besotted with Lord … [Read more...] about Love’s Folly
Steady on the Mat
In this monologue from the play, "Steady on the Mat", Maggie tries to find her zen (and does yoga) during an argument with her husband, George. MAGGIE: I'm not listening, George. I'm zen right now. I know the car repair bill is high, you're right. But that's not my concern right now. Don't make me have Dr. Kaplan talk to you again. You always wait until the worst moment to … [Read more...] about Steady on the Mat
The Poconos
In this monologue from the play, "The Poconos", Dana realizes she and Mark are lost on their vacation road trip. DANA: Oh, come on, Mark! Admit it, we're lost. This is not the 'scenic route' to the Poconos, unless you consider 'Scenic' synonymous with 'Where in the world are we?' And you, Mr. 'I Don’t Need a GPS Because I Have a Built-In Compass in My Brain.' How’s that … [Read more...] about The Poconos
Mistle-No
In this monologue from the play, "Mistle-No" Lizzy, a young woman, is drunk at a holiday party where things aren't going her way. The party has stopped and she's addressing everyone. LIZZY: Merry f'ckin' Christmas! No, please, keep playing the music. Don't let me stop you. Just know that this is the worst Christmas of my life. Not to be a negative Nancy, but who drank all … [Read more...] about Mistle-No