In this monologue from the play, "The Telescope Diaries," a witty, astronomy-loving teen girl navigates the complexities of high school, friendship, and her own heart as she tries to express her feelings to her crush in a universe of awkward encounters and starlit dreams. CASSIE: (Pointing at a star chart) So, there's Andromeda, and right there is Cassiopeia. Named after me, … [Read more...] about The Telescope Diaries
Comedic Plays - 1 Man 1 Woman
Backtrack
In this monologue from the play, "Backtrack", Jerry, a scientist, inadvertently creates a time machine that catapults him into the most awkward moments of his past, leading to a series of eye-opening misadventures through time. He records with a voice recorder. JERRY: Captains Log, [Today's date and time]. Failure. Utter failure. When I built my time machine, I thought I'd … [Read more...] about Backtrack
Steady on the Mat
In this monologue from the play, "Steady on the Mat", Maggie tries to find her zen (and does yoga) during an argument with her husband, George. MAGGIE: I'm not listening, George. I'm zen right now. I know the car repair bill is high, you're right. But that's not my concern right now. Don't make me have Dr. Kaplan talk to you again. You always wait until the worst moment to … [Read more...] about Steady on the Mat
The Poconos
In this monologue from the play, "The Poconos", Dana realizes she and Mark are lost on their vacation road trip. DANA: Oh, come on, Mark! Admit it, we're lost. This is not the 'scenic route' to the Poconos, unless you consider 'Scenic' synonymous with 'Where in the world are we?' And you, Mr. 'I Don’t Need a GPS Because I Have a Built-In Compass in My Brain.' How’s that … [Read more...] about The Poconos
Mistle-No
In this monologue from the play, "Mistle-No" Lizzy, a young woman, is drunk at a holiday party where things aren't going her way. The party has stopped and she's addressing everyone. LIZZY: Merry f'ckin' Christmas! No, please, keep playing the music. Don't let me stop you. Just know that this is the worst Christmas of my life. Not to be a negative Nancy, but who drank all … [Read more...] about Mistle-No