In this monologue from the play, "The Waiting Room", Alex is seated in a sterile doctor’s office, tapping their foot nervously, glancing at the clock, and talking to themselves in a low voice. ALEX: Okay, it’s fine. It’s totally fine. People go to the doctor all the time. No one’s ever died in a waiting room… right? No, no—definitely not. I’m just here for some test results. … [Read more...] about The Waiting Room
Comedic Plays - 2 Men
Spilled Milk
In this comedic monologue for men from the play, "Spilled Milk" Oliver, a job applicant, nervously answers questions at a job interview. OLIVER: So, uh, you want to know about my strengths. Sure. Um… I’m very good at… not crying in public. I think that’s a skill, right? Like, just yesterday, this guy cut in front of me at Starbucks—he ordered a latte with oat milk, by the … [Read more...] about Spilled Milk
Big Small Talk
In this comedic monologue for men from the play, "Big Small Talk", Dylan muses about his latest dating efforts with his friend. DYLAN: Love life? What love life? Oh you mean the one where every time I go to talk on a date I get cotton mouth? Yeah, real attractive, right? I swear, one time I tried to take a sip of water, and I missed my mouth. The glass just hit my chin, … [Read more...] about Big Small Talk
Screamin’ Eagle
In this monologue from the play, "Screamin' Eagle", Alex tells his friend Josh about his harrowing experience with rollercoasters. ALEX: I hate rollercoasters, man! They're bad luck for me, okay? I only went on one, and it was my last time. I was on a date with Jenna, and she wanted to go on the 'Screamin' Eagle.' I'm already sweating bullets, but I can't back out on a first … [Read more...] about Screamin’ Eagle
Dead Man’s Bluff
In this monologue from the play, "Dead Man's Bluff", Frederick is the only one left alive at the end of a murder mystery - and he's not going down quietly. FREDERICK: Continue the play? You want me to continue the play?! Everyone's dead! Dead, dead, dead. Dead as a doornail, whatever that means. And I'm the only one left alive. Which means I'm next! I've seen enough horror … [Read more...] about Dead Man’s Bluff