In this comedic monologue from the play, "Swipe Left", Cynthia tells her friend about the series of unfortunate dates she's been on recently. CYNTHIA: I'm a hopeless romantic. Emphasis on the 'hopeless'. I've been on so many disastrous Tinder dates, I think the app should start sending me sympathy cards. Take last Tuesday when I met up with Michael. He showed up late, sat … [Read more...] about Swipe Left
Comedic Plays - 2 Women
Roots
In this comedic monologue from the play, "Roots", Kelly is distraught at a recent tragedy. KELLY (crying): I-don't-wanna-talk-about-it... I said, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! I can't believe they died... they all died! My beautiful, wonderful... plants. (Realizing) I'm a murderer. I'm a mass plant murderer. I should go to plant jail. Where they grow vines for bars, you're … [Read more...] about Roots
Black Friday
In this comedic monologue from the play, "Black Friday", Riley, a retail worker, quits her job over the intercom. RILEY: Aaaaattention customers! This is your friendly neighborhood retail worker! And I just want to say... SUCK IT, LOSERS! I'm so out of here, I could scream! They shouldn't call today Black Friday, they should call it Dark Friday, like the Dark Ages. Or … [Read more...] about Black Friday
The Accidental Activist
In this monologue from the play, "The Accidental Activist", Emily, a woman in her 30s, stands on a makeshift stage at an environmental protest rally, facing a large and enthusiastic crowd. EMILY: Everyone, please, you need to hear me out. I'm not like you all! No, really! I was never supposed to be the face of this movement. These past few weeks have been incredible, and … [Read more...] about The Accidental Activist
Just My Luck
In this monologue from the play, "Just My Luck", Rosemary finally gets bingo and is in for a wild ride. ROSEMARY: Ooh! Ooh! BINGO! Bingo! BINGOOOOO! Oh my heavens, I haven't won in FOREVER. Gladys, take a picture of me. (Poses for a picture) I know, ladies, I know you're sad about this, this was the big one, but hey it was my time. Ooh! I've been through such a dry spell … [Read more...] about Just My Luck